pistachio pudding

When your sick girlfriend hawks a loogie after you cum in her mouth.

Tamara was sick, so I came in her mouth and she made pistachio pudding

by Superlance1 November 28, 2013

Pital

A word for all varieties of cursed food/drink

*Dead Dog Pizza
*Beesechurger
*Hamster Muffin
*Mushy Armadillo Cereal
*Dryer Lint Hot Pocket
*Mosquito Pancake

"I eat nails for breakfast, with no milk"
"That sounds like a Pital"

by ThePleadTribe October 23, 2020

pistachioed

To fuck a girl so hard you leave her quim chafed and red to where it resembles a pistachio.

I pistachioed the ole lady's snooch real good last night.

by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011

royal pita

an abbreviation from the phrase royal pain in the ass (pita) often used as a substitution for censorship and covertness purposes

*works especially well in restaurants

Greg-All this work is being a royal pita
Brad-Tell me about it, there's no time to do anything.

by Ander Pisker December 4, 2007

Phitaly

Phitaly is a urban word pronouced phi-taly its a ebonic for philly and italy.combined together I came up with the word phitaly meaning swag trendsetter setting trends with a philly swag and a mix of italy style which makes the clothing line boujure couture classic for its urban upscale style

Boujure Couture made in phitaly

by L Plaga ceo of boujure couture December 8, 2012

pita storm

“PITA storm is defined by Webster as: A series of pains in one’s ass that occur in a rapid and irritating sequence.” — C. Michael Close, noted horror movie director and software developer

While you won't really find PITA storm in the dictionary, this charming alternative to phrases like clusterfuck or shit hitting the fan shouldn't get you in trouble with any small children and/or Mormons that might be around — especially if they don’t know that PITA stands for pain in the ass.

“How many things can go wrong in one day?” complained M.F. “What a PITA storm.”
“Yep. Total clusterfuck,” agreed M.C.

by b01d357 May 16, 2016

pulling pigtails

The act of harassing, insulting, or physically hurting someone because you are secretly attracted to them, in the manner of a grade school boy pulling the pigtails of a girl he has a crush on.

Naw dude, she hella wants your cock. She was just pulling your pigtails when she said you're a thumbdick little bitch.

by Danny Delinquent August 8, 2003