juan el picante

An old monk who falls in wells, shatters glasses, and has a usual response of "OH!".

Abi: Good evening Juan
Juan El Picante: "OH!MAY THE LORD BE WITH YE!"

by myface~ August 27, 2009

picante elefante

the picante elefante is a sex move which goes hand in hand with the rodeo.
Simply put: you apply a rubber and rub pieces of habanero pepper on the outside of it. once you get in, hold on as long as you can before getting bucked off.

gosh dern billy's good at the picante elefante, he rode that bull for 3 whole minutes.

i got drunk, made him wear a rubber, and i should have seen it coming. the picante elefante sure is the spice that burns you twice.

by mpd24z February 4, 2008

Russell Piant

A slightly demented midget with supernatural powers over dead squirrels.
Likes kicking peoples' monkeys, and probably enjoys it to.

No more knowledge could be found about this strange creature, named Homo Minimus. Applying for grants to continue research.

Russ is a midget.

by George Bush March 12, 2004

picante

same as bahaji but different name

kinger: whats a picante
Nick; ask pendleberry

by mike April 23, 2004

Picanto (Viccmobilen)

The vehicle used by the daimyo of Diseröd, Heavily armoured Kia Picanto equipped with advanced defence-systems to face and eliminate any eventual threats to the daimyo of Diseröd.

“We got a visual of the Picanto, Vicca Fett approaches, All Units, Give up. We don’t stand a chance against Vicca Fett in his Picanto (Viccmobilen)

by Boredhoodien April 20, 2022

pignant

noun

- An obeah fetish pendant in the shape of the pig's head from Lord of the Flies intended to protect the wearer from viciousness.

"The pignant binds the ignant."
"When casting the pignant hex connect Beelzebub for 666."

by Axon Amal March 14, 2023

salsa y picante y no fuimo mmmm

don pollos catchphrase

Don Pollo: "salsa y picante y no fuimo mmmm" *phone ringing*

by Salamalecomalecosalam October 5, 2023