picking up a cupcake

When a pedophile goes to a kid's irl location to rape them

EDP445: I'm picking up a cupcake.

*Free Candy van drives by*
Guy: I think that pedo's picking up a cupcake.

by microsoftwindowsvista April 30, 2021

piling system

The system used by extremely intelligent people to organize their stuff. It is put into piles and gets sorted as needed.

I couldn't find my student loan application but found it in the "August" section of my piling system.

by realmccoy420 October 28, 2010

rice picking

The act of going out in search of Asian woman to take home.

Let's go rice picking tonight, I know a place with a lot of fine ass Asian women.

by gintodamus March 10, 2010

deadbeat picnic

when a group of homeless dudes with bikes and shopping carts congregate and smoke crack or drink beer in a public

there is a deadbeat picnic over there by that tree

by evilsteve666 November 21, 2017

Pilbara Picnic

A term used in northern Western Australia.

A Pilbara Picnic is the perfect combination of a chicken dinner (Kentucky fried or with a corn cob) and a case of beer (emu export is appropriate).
The meal can be enjoyed sitting down or lying down.

"has anyone seen Curtly?"
"ye-aah he's curled up to a Pilbara Picnic in the park"

by greybells November 4, 2017

Pining

An overpowering longing for something/someone especially when two lovers are apart.

James is pining for the Michelle's touch.

by shuft April 10, 2006

picnicface

A very talented and hilarious comedy troupe that bases itself in lovely Halifax. Picnicface is best known for their obscure sketches such as "Hey Africa!" and "Powerthirst".

Picnicface is right on par with a brick of cocaine in terms of awesomeness. Yeah, they are really that good.

Every time that I watch a picnicface sketch, I immediately give birth to 400 babies.

Fourrrrrr hundred babieeees!

by Danny MacFarlane December 29, 2007