pumpy

A big ting

Big Shaq: Hold tight asznee, he's got the pumpy

by dictionarybrah November 2, 2017

Pumpy

A rather gigantic young man with humongous pectoral muscles made quasi-famous on a popular blog about douchebags and the hot chicks that for some reason gravitate towards their metrosexual preening and faketannedness.
He was known for his look of sheer blankness and his propensity to firmly grasp the mammary glands of his women in public whilst having their picture taken, before his untimely death.

I know Pumpy, and you sir are no Pumpy!

by captain abag March 28, 2009

pumpy

Pump-action shotgun.

Big Shaq: Hold tight Asznee, he's got the pumpy (BIG TING)

by Oosna April 20, 2018

Pumpy umpy umpkin

1. A pumpkin that is WAY too fat.
2. Someone you love dearly
3. Part of the "Cuppy cake" song.
4. What little kids use to say "Pumpkin"

1. Wow! That pumpkin is a pumpy umpy umpkin!
2. Your my Pumpy umpy umpkin! :D
3. ♪♫You're my Honey bunch sugar plum, pumpy umpy umpkin! ♪♫
4. "Daddy! I want to carve a Pumpy Umpy Umpkin!

by Drone number 3234 December 27, 2008

lumpy plumpy

When your asshole is inside out and someone licks it guud and gives it the guud succ, basically a blowjob on your inverted asshole

Did you hear about what Nathan did!?
He gave her the guud lumpy plumpy 😩💦

by Poopyheaddd June 16, 2017

Pumpy

A pump-action shotgun

"Hold tight Asnee, he's got a pumpy"

by jojibot December 19, 2017

Phumpher

1. To stutter one's speech in such a way as to inhibit comprehension.
2. To be evasive in speech or action.

Possibly derived from the Yiddish word "Fonfer," meaning mumbled, incoherent or accented speech.

1. "You really phumphered that joke. Why don't you tell it again?"
2. "Stop phumphering and get to the point."

by mycrows February 10, 2010