phuqueue

Fuck you.

Phuqueue can be used in chat rooms to deal with rude pizza-faced types who have no lives.

by england phi beta gamma October 21, 2008

Phuque

A Thai name.

Dude 1: Hi, what's your name?
Dude 2: Phuque.

Dude 1: WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE, BRO!!!
Dude 2: No, that's my name. I'm Thai.

by The Best UD User May 21, 2017

Phuque

pronounced fook, this is a swear word approximately 8 times worse than the f-word. It is rumored that it is illegal in 3 countries yet this cannot be confirmed. It can also be an endearing term and its sign is a hooked finger.

Go phuque yourself.
Phuque for life.
She phuqued him.

by G.T. IV June 2, 2008

Pooque

When you think you need to have a poo, but end up sitting on the toilet and fart continually. You will probably automatically wipe your bottom but this isn't crucial.

'Oh gawwd, I just had a pooque. It don't stink that bad!'

by Spider_Dann June 27, 2012

phque

The resulting fusion of the phrase "fuck you". Term usually reserved for times of complete anger and inebriation.

i phhukin hate thish sbar...phque!!! I don need yer fshuckin help. git offf me! PHQUE!!!

by The Snainmaster April 20, 2005

Pheque

An awful person; one who has wronged another;asshole

Jeremy: Hey, what were you up to last night?

Ted: Just stealing your social security number so I could empty all nine of your bank accounts.

Jeremy: Wow, Ted, you’re a pheque!

by Ramen>D-rose July 20, 2018

proquestionation

The act of avoiding other things by inventing proquestions.

Chandler: What the hell is ross doing?
Joey: he's caught in Proquestionation.
Chandler: but he's supposed to get married again today.

by anthony_anatomy April 28, 2009