Phansexual

Attracted to Dan Howell and Phil Lester but also wishes they were attracted to eachother simultaneously

Dan and Phil are so attractive but I mean they'd also be a cute couple I cannot decide, I guess you could call me phansexual

by Naadfghjklpouyagkdichcjk April 15, 2015

Set phasers to stun

An oft heard phrase in any Star Trek movie or series. Setting phasers to stun indicates that the crew is not to engage in fatal action and thus only incapacitating the enemy for capture or to engage in diplomatic discussion after having achieved military superiority.

"Set phasers to stun!" - Any captain or ranking officer of Star Trek.

by MyZk0 January 10, 2012

Popular Phase

A period of time that affects boy or girls at least once in life where they are extremely popular with the opposite or same-sex

"Hey don't you think David has been really popular with girls recently"

"Yeah, he must be going through his popular phase"
Basically any harem protagonist

by Midnight_Horizen May 7, 2020

poo pauser

one who temporarily pauses the act of pooing as soon as another individual enters the bathroom, because they are self conscious of the farting or plopping noises they may make.
This usually results in the frustration of the second individual because they have to go but their presence is directly delaying the poo pausers pooing process. Known as poo pause syndrom or PPS

guy1: be right back gotta drop a deuce
guy2: aight
*guy1 comes back*
guy2: wow that was fast
guy1: friggin' poo pausers man, is there another washroom on this floor?

by Jim Shorts IV March 24, 2009

hard pause

The abrupt halt one encounters when they realize that they are about to crap, they are not going to make it to the toilet, and the only chance they have of saving their pants is to stop in their tracks and clench their butt cheeks at tightly as possible. A hard pause is complete when the gas bubbles gurgle to the top of the stomach. A person has roughly 30 seconds after the stomach gurgle to reach the toilet, or they must prepare for a second, even more perilous, hard pause. It is unwise to try to attempt more than two hard pauses in a row. This will probably lead to disaster, and will likely require field-dressing of ones underpants (i.e., cutting through each leg with your pocket knife and tossing the soiled drawers behind the toilet).

I almost crapped my pants this morning. I had to make a hard pause in the hall on the way to the bathroom and another right in front of the toilet.

by jpblackout March 5, 2014

red hair phase

the time period after a heartbreak where a girl dyed her hair red thinking it could heal her. never fw a girl in her red hair phase. they are on demon time they’re batshit crazy.

“bro she’s still in her red hair phase, that’s an automatic red flag”
“nah dude don’t fw her she just got broken up with and died her hair red, she cray cray”

by dhakdhksjfvxjizjehd November 9, 2021

pause

Said after something that may be taken as homosexual.

-Pull it out, pause.
-Son, that ball is huge, pause.

by m1c August 12, 2004