When one has strived for ages to release a turd, and has felt one has done a big shit, but on inspection there is little or no shite in the pan.
by Barclay - whos first name is too embarrasing April 29, 2008
Get the phantom shitmug. Some friends and I tagged the following "The Phantom Shit";
A Phantom shit occurs on a camping trip when one or more indivudual has not deficated in a while. The Phantom shitter is a person who goes into the town and walks into an establishment (restaurant or Chapters book store (White Shit and Will). and does not purchase or attempt to purchase goods or services, but instead heads straight for the lavatory and proceeds to defacate. A true Phantom shit occurs when during this process, the toilet is clogged. The Phantom Shitter leaves the establishment without making eye contact with anybody.
A Phantom shit occurs on a camping trip when one or more indivudual has not deficated in a while. The Phantom shitter is a person who goes into the town and walks into an establishment (restaurant or Chapters book store (White Shit and Will). and does not purchase or attempt to purchase goods or services, but instead heads straight for the lavatory and proceeds to defacate. A true Phantom shit occurs when during this process, the toilet is clogged. The Phantom Shitter leaves the establishment without making eye contact with anybody.
by CarnageCake August 23, 2008
Get the Phantom Shitmug. A shit which leaves behind no trace. When you wipe your arse you find that it's clean, and when you look in the toilet nothing is there. You're left wondering if you actually had a shit.
- I had a shit perfecto this morning. My arse was as clean as a polished sixpence.
- That's nothing. I had a phantom shit perfecto earlier. I didn't even have to flush.
- In heaven, every shit is a shit perfecto.
- That's nothing. I had a phantom shit perfecto earlier. I didn't even have to flush.
- In heaven, every shit is a shit perfecto.
by greenlectern September 1, 2010
Get the Phantom Shit Perfectomug. A person with an ass so big they would need mirrors to back into the stall visits a public/office restroom and defecates the messiest sloppiest nutty dump all over seat and floor. They always manage to slip away without be noticed, despite HOW big they are.
by dontbah8tr February 27, 2009
Get the phantom shit bandit mug. when a party-goer uses the bathroom, turns off the water to the toilet (via knob below the toilet bowl), flushes the toilet until the water no longer runs, then proceeds to shit in the toilet.
by Mike B. and Mike V. January 8, 2008
Get the shit phantommug. when you go to the bathroom, complain about shit being there in the toilet, you ask everyone, and then no one admits to shitting there.
by kastie1288thepro December 23, 2021
Get the Phantom Shitmug. by The shitburgular February 11, 2019
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