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Some friends and I tagged the following "The Phantom Shit";
A Phantom shit occurs on a camping trip when one or more indivudual has not deficated in a while. The Phantom shitter is a person who goes into the town and walks into an establishment (restaurant or Chapters book store (White Shit and Will). and does not purchase or attempt to purchase goods or services, but instead heads straight for the lavatory and proceeds to defacate. A true Phantom shit occurs when during this process, the toilet is clogged. The Phantom Shitter leaves the establishment without making eye contact with anybody.
I took a Phantom Shit in the Sydenham Lake diner and clogged that fucker good.
by CarnageCake July 26, 2008
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