Phallus Pilatus

A pedophile European who lives on-the-run in Thailand, and solicits shemales for sex.

In a dark secluded back alley, Pontius screwed a shemale in the back of his rickshaw.

What a Phallus Pilatus!

by Gargoyle1 May 21, 2008

Phallus Palace

Any party with over a 5:1 boy to girl ratio.

Kjell: God this party is swarming with nothing but cock!

Dan: Yah, its a real phallus palace in here.

Kjell: Lets get the fuck out of here dude!

by Kjell Hanson April 18, 2008

Phallus Revolution

When a large group of people pull out their dicks and storm the castle.
Also can be used in terms of ejaculation ; bukkake

1)Did you see all those people running around with their dicks out?!! It must be a phallus revolution .

2)Why are all those bros busting nut on that chick? Its a little thing called phallus revolution

by badbonham January 9, 2014

Phallus Professor

One whose fascination with the male reproductive organ never ceases.

They constantly create inaccurate diagrams of the body part, usually in their mates workbook for a teacher to find. Anyone who knows someone of this profession should seek mental help for them immediately.

"Trent drew a dick in my workbook the other day". "dude, then he's a phallus professor and there's no saving him".

by we should kill teh bronies September 16, 2015

Phallus face mclain

Anyone whom has a face resembling that of a penis, or anyone who needs to be quickly dissed.

Nerdster : Have you seen my glasses anywhere?

(While casually stepping down upon his glasses)
You : Fuck you Phallus face mclain.

by Busy Blake February 27, 2008

phallus face

A person that is being a dick head. Or my brother.

Oh em gee - chris is teh über lame, what a total phallus face!

by Psychotic Lolita January 23, 2006

phallus accusation

When gossipy women demean a man by rumoring he has a small penis.

"Lisa, until I did him I always thought Dan was a small-dicked asshole. I have to admit it was a phallus accusation."

by PhallusAccusations December 22, 2012