Pez Dispenser

The act of buying a fruit-like scented Douche', using it. and then putting it in a milk carton and/or jug for unsuspecting humans to drink.

Amy: I bought a Lavender scented Douche the other day.
Gianna: We should totally Pez Dispenser with it.
Random Guy: GROSS!!

by Thisiswhatithink December 29, 2009

Pez Dispenser

To put candies ( small candies ) inside your foreskin, and dispense them into someones hand or onto floor

"I emptied my whole pez dispenser on the floor the other day"

by bigfellatrilogy March 8, 2012

pez dispenser boy

A male politician with a head shaped like a pez dispenser. Head tilts back, out comes bullshit!. Reloaded with more bullshit

When the Senator made his speech, I could have sworn that pez dispenser boy changed in a telephone booth before making his debut.

by tang1967 November 11, 2014

gods pez dispenser

The act of shoving jelly beans up your ass and pushing them into someone's mouth.

Lisa asked Tom if, if he wanted to try gods pez dispenser tonight.

by Picklepudding September 11, 2022

one eyed storm trooper pez dispenser

The human penis

She thought that I was shy until I whipped out my one eyed storm trooper pez dispenser.

by green fire dragon June 24, 2010

Wawa Pez Dispensers

Wawa Pez Dispensers are pez dispensers made by the American convenience store company, Wawa. They are also known to make sandwiches as well.

“Did you hear about the new Wawa Pez Dispensers?”
“Yeah, I got one recently. But I think the sandwiches are better.”

by Korfi8267 September 8, 2019

australian pez dispenser

The act of inserting objects into ones arse and keeping them in place until a sneeze or other bodily function dislodges it

"Shelly has so many sex toys that I turned her into an Australian PEZ dispenser last night"

by TheDarkSquirrelRises April 24, 2016