The act of buying a fruit-like scented Douche', using it. and then putting it in a milk carton and/or jug for unsuspecting humans to drink.
Amy: I bought a Lavender scented Douche the other day.
Gianna: We should totally Pez Dispenser with it.
Random Guy: GROSS!!
Gianna: We should totally Pez Dispenser with it.
Random Guy: GROSS!!
by Thisiswhatithink December 30, 2009
To put candies ( small candies ) inside your foreskin, and dispense them into someones hand or onto floor
by bigfellatrilogy February 04, 2012
A male politician with a head shaped like a pez dispenser. Head tilts back, out comes bullshit!. Reloaded with more bullshit
When the Senator made his speech, I could have sworn that pez dispenser boy changed in a telephone booth before making his debut.
by tang1967 November 11, 2014
by Picklepudding September 12, 2022
The human penis
by green fire dragon June 22, 2010
When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!
"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"
Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!
Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!
by Starlordtaco June 10, 2024
I don’t have to worry about raw dogging Rita, because we started off with the Pensacola Pez Dispenser.
by MrPklz December 20, 2023