Petoria

Ancient Empire around the Rhode Island area. Founder names Peterious Griffith, where he was originally exiled from Poland in 1493 for crimes involving 3 chickens, a pair of sheers, and several bottles of air conditioner. Peterious died in 1534 from a fall on his knee. His men lived on until 1569 when Native Americans brought foreign diseases to them. Now President Peter Griffin rules the country under tyrannical rule.

Long live Petoria!

by The epitome of knowledge February 18, 2019

pesto boyz

Those who have accpeted the pesto way of life

Jim-"What are the pesto boyz?"
Tucker-" Get out of my life"

by Pocket_chassis December 18, 2016

pepto klepto

someone who has the runs all the time so they're always using up all your pepto bismol.

Dude you're such a pepto klepto stop eating so much spicy mexican food and you wouldn't have to use all my pepto bismol.

by ravencrow neversmiles May 4, 2011

Mike Patton

A man who recorded his first album in 1989 with influential band Faith No More and promoted Mr. Bungle (the best bnad ever) in the process, and then went on to work in Tomahawk and Fantomas, also gonad kicking groups. Also known as the best person in the music industry with a razorblade sense of humor and a tendency to work 14 things at a time like a motherfucker.

Mike Patton is the best thing since sliced bread.

by Anal Cunt July 29, 2003

Peeton

An unwanted wart in the genital area. However, instead of being passed through sexual intercourse much like herpes warts, they are obtained by the act of playing too much badminton. They are severely itchy and have a tendency to change colours; they may be purple one day, and neon green the next. The upside to a peeton that it gives a person the ability to speak pig latin fluently.

Girl: EW WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR PENIS? ...
Boy: Oh that? It's a peeton. Wanna touch?

by eivrog October 14, 2010

Pesto Ranch

A girl from the country or suburbs who gives it up fast for dudes once she gets to college or the big city.

Hey bro you see how easy it is to get laid with all this fresh pesto ranch around.

by Ranchgirls November 20, 2020

harvey petito

world wide model and super star. Who made his claim to fame with his hit song baby by Justin Bieber. born and raised in the down under specifically the state of Melbourne. Quite the ladies mans and also gets a few mans as well. Can be seen on target billboods across the continent. also was in a ad for cheese wear he is seen taking a cheeky little bite. Is an icon thats legacy will live on.

"You look sexy today."
"yeah you could say im a harvey petito"

by sexyharveyboy101 July 19, 2018