Pawternity Leave

A company benefit that provides paid time-off for people who have recently adopted or rescued a new puppy or kitten.

Pete had to take a sick day to stay home with his new puppy because he didn’t want to leave him alone.

He wishes his company had paid pawternity leave!

by PoorDavid June 18, 2018

Eternity

Mostly ginger haired but a very great name she is a loyal friend...sometimes and is a very nice person and it’s the most amazing name to have.

Wag1 eternity

by Ur noncy nan December 18, 2019

Eternity

Surreal; You know if someone says this it means something is going to go wrong

Person 1: I want to be with you for eternity
Person 2: *dies suddenly*

by Duffy October 6, 2004

PATERNITY TEST

Something that should be state law in all 50 states.When you consider that fully one third of ALL live births involve a man
other than the man alleged to be the father on the birth certificate...It would appear to serve justice and streamline the legal system if the real father is known from the get-go.
Not so.The state-and the legal industrial complex are just interested in tagging any convenient sucker with the bill.DO NOT be pressured to sign the birth certificate.Even if you "KNOW" that baby is yours...get the little saliva based test kit and BE SURE.Unless of course you don't mind paying for someone else's kid.

HOMIE 1:"Yesterday my girl got pissed at me and said that little RAY RAY ain't mine.What if she's tellin' the truth?"

HOMIE 2:"How long y'all been together?"

HOMIE 1: "Coupla' years."

HOMIE 2:"Can't help 'ya.The law says that's your baby.
Shoulda' PATERNITY TESTED sometime within the first year.Sixteen years left.Have fun."

by L.MARTIN September 3, 2006

eternity leave

A mother, who once has realized that staying home is infinitely better than going back to work goes on "eternity leave".

Alison never returned to work after the first baby she is on eternity leave.

by AlisonG May 15, 2007

One Eternity Later

If you read this in a normal accent you have not watched Spongebob

ONE ETERNITY LATERRRRRR

by Lachdanan February 18, 2019

Paternity Test

1) - DNA test using several methods which can determine the biological parent(s) of a person. Most common methods are urine and/or blood samples, or swabbing the mouth and ears of a subject.

2) - The topic appearing on the Maury Show 3-4 days per week.

3) - What no man who had a one night stand wants to have to take.

1) - "This paternity test will determine if John is your long-lost father."

2) - See you are the father and you are not the father.

3) - Jamal- "Oh shit, I gots to take dis paternity test. I hope I ain' da father of Latrelle's nasty ass baby!"

by ACG2x October 13, 2004