pursuade

To convince someone to do what you want by monetarily bribing him.

One should make absolutely sure that a person who is trying to pursuade him to do something actually has sufficient money in said purse to cover the promised bribe, and is not merely showing him an empty wallet and thus trying to pull the old empty carrots-bag on a stick routine.

by QuacksO February 24, 2019

Kane Persuad

The sinister bald-headed, goatee-sporting leader of the terrorist group, he's a big fat noob

I'm Kane Persuad and I have a big ass forehead and I'm balding

by KanePersuad69 October 25, 2023

Urban persuader

An individual that has power of transformation of society based upon words.

Lori , who is very intelligent.. keeps trying to make the world a beautiful place by steering language on urban dictionary is an urban persuader.

by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017

presuaded

Already committed to a position, belief, or opinion thought to be in conformity with one's prior positions, beliefs or opinions and thus immune to persuasion.

Trump supporters have made it abundantly clear that there's no point in debating them about anything because they are already presuaded that they already know what's right and what's wrong.

by Cynicool October 6, 2020

persuede

To use your elegant footwear to convince someone to do your bidding.

I love giving cute chicks a footrub, so da best way dat a gal could "persuede" me would be to actually toss aside said classy shoes and offer me her bare tootsies!

by QuacksO October 21, 2024

Joshua Persuad

A term for someone who claims they can drive but they in fact cannot.

" You're such a Joshua Persuad! "
" Get off the road you Persuad! "

by cquese September 23, 2022