pensi and bal

A nice way of saying penis and ball

John:penis and ball
LeBron James Charles Dickens: you mean pensi and bal
John:no
LeBron James Charles Dickens:fuck off

by Rustyboi3010 March 5, 2021

Pensi Rescue

Any time a woman needs a man's help for anything she is requesting for Pensi Rescue.

Ashley: Matt I really need your help
Matt: Is this a formal request for Pensi Rescue?
Ashley: ... Dag, yo.

by Mattdavis Fodsdamnit October 10, 2005

Pencive

That look on woman's faces when they find out what Mike Pence and The D mean by"Grab Them by the Pussy" after they over turn Roe Vs Wade.. It's an all encompassing Vice grip..

She looked Pencive after her redneck uncle forgot to pull out, now she has to raise the funding to get to Canada so she isn't forced to give birth to her nephew.

by Sparky b November 16, 2016

Pencil and Sharpener theory

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)

The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime

by Pitarz September 8, 2016

pensioners slap

A poor substitute for a shower when cold water is used to pat under the arms, between the legs and on the face.

Did you have a shower this morning? Nah, couldn't be arsed. I just had a pensioners slap.

by Chutney Didsby July 24, 2014

Pengineer

A Hip Hop duo from San Diego California that is extremely good at lyricism. Known for destroying microphones and speaker setups.

Did you catch that Pengineer show last night? They must be the dopest squad in the whole galaxy....It was so dope I had to cop that new Pengineer album!

by Lyphe Cycle November 26, 2018

pension planner

In reference to dating and relationships.It's and older man or woman who may be retired or not and is in a relationship with a younger man or woman who are usually twice or three times the age of the younger man or woman.

Hey Dan is that your mother? No she is my girlfriend.Wow she is a really good looking pension planner!

by Black Death Metal August 14, 2008