pencils

a long wooden shaft used to write

WHO IS STEALING THEM

I NEED MY PENCILS!

by a feeb October 24, 2008

penisist

a master in the art of playing piano with the penis.

Sarah is a penisist. Her advice to other inspiring penisists is: "You have to be careful. They have to be hard."

by Nickel For A Smile April 9, 2009

dropping pencils

when something is very awkward or embarrassing.

girl 1: when i found out i had a 'kick me' note stuck to my back i was dropping pencils everywhere.

girl2: yeah that was a pencil-dropping moment.

by weirdo78 March 24, 2011

all pencils down

the point at which any decision is made final and no "bright ideas" should be considered that would change the final decision

Person 1: "We are going to the beach for summer break."
Person 2: "That's great! I was also thinking we could stop at my parents house . . ."
Person 3: "And then we can go to our sorority sisters place for a visit . . ."
Person 1: "Whoa! All Pencils Down! The beach is our ONLY summer break destination."

by Myster_E April 29, 2013

pencilshaft

male with a narrow penis

hey pencilshaft i cannot find my key, perhaps u can use your weapon

by jimbabwi February 19, 2011

penciling

The act of the male sticking his needledick inside the nostril of his parnter. Then he ejaculates, and the partner regurgitates the cum into the peniciler's mouth. The penciler then swallows the "lead".

yo bernice! last night i went penciling with patrick moran! it was da shit man!

by charolette January 27, 2005

oh my freakin coloured pencils

something to say when you go to a private seventh day adventist school and you can't say "oh my god"

allie couldn't believe it so she said "oh my freakin coloured pencils!" (cause she saw some lying on the desk)...(true story, by the way...)

by Allie <3 September 7, 2008