pesterize

The process at which someone is being a pest.

Stop pesterizing the children!

by Josh April 24, 2005

Peskipiksi Pesternomi

The ultimate name for a spell in the world of Harry Potter. 'Peskipiksi Pesternomi' is supposedly meant to round up Pixie's, but Gilderoy "shittest professor in the world" Lockhart shows us that he's a fraud and doesn't know what he's talking about. The ugly bastard with a extremely cheesy and horrible looking smile was unfortunate to not die in the Chamber of Secrets when his memory loss spell, "Obliviate" backfired and caused him to lose his memory while shooting up into the air hitting several rocks along the way before falling back down causing Ron and Harry to be separated from each other which is the saddest moment of the film.

Peskipiksi Pesternomi
Harry Potter
Chamber of Secrets

by Badmanthebestpotterfan May 13, 2011

peeter

A penis.

If there's a skeeter on your peeter, knock it off.

by roxybabi321 June 17, 2009

Peeterleach

A person that won't stay off of your dick.

Tell that fucking peeterleach over there to stay away from me before I kick his ass!

by Stcyrlucas August 25, 2016

peeter

1. A walking encyclopedia, someone who has great knowledge and doesn't mind sharing it.

2. A professional at telling Dad jokes.

How does that work?
Go and ask Peeter, he'll know.

Oh no, not another Dad joke.

by 123432198765 February 7, 2010

Peesterbate

When someone masterbates hoping to ejaculate but instead of cumming he pees because he forgot to go to the bathroom first.

I accidently peesterbated last night.

by Crapknojjjjj February 11, 2010

Peeter Puffer

Redneck term for penis sucker

Ya'll see that girl over there... she's a damn peeter puffer!

by whadafxck September 5, 2011