When a pedophile fills his pants with assorted treats and offers small children the chance to attempt to break open his pants and gain access to the candy by using only their face to bash against his crotch and genitals.
"This weekend I was playing pedophile piñata with Mr.Herbert. It was very fun, but by the time I got the candy out, it was all stuck together an gooey."
by Phil Meballs March 2, 2009
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The pedophile was getting harassed by the pedophilophile at the park today.
The pedophile was getting harassed by the pedophilophile at the park today.
by XeyOiz October 31, 2011
Get the Pedophilophile mug.A large, older van, typically brown or white in color, and often with tinted front windows and no windows in the back. Not all pedophile vans are used for the purpose of luring young children to kidnap with promises of candy or toys, but if somebody were to decide they wanted to do this, a pedophile van would be the perfect vehicle.
My friend just bought a total pedophile van. Either he is a rapist or has very poor choices in vehicles.
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The act of an adult marrying multiple minors with out divorcing the previous one.
A man who practices pedophilygamy is a pedophilygamist.
The act of an adult marrying multiple minors with out divorcing the previous one.
A man who practices pedophilygamy is a pedophilygamist.
Did you see that guy? That's the ninth 14 year old girl he's married this year. He's a total pedophilygamist.
Pedophilygamy is against the law on numerous levels.
Pedophilygamy is against the law on numerous levels.
by Weskimo33 May 10, 2010
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Person 2: "Yeah, they're friggin' EVERYWHERE...why?"
Person 1: "Well, apparently what they do is illegal."
Person 2: "Seriously? But don't they just spam porn of cartoon ponies all over the place?"
Person 1: "...Nope. They actually self-published Pony porn magazines from funding that was supposed to be used for charity."
Person 2: "That's just GROSS, it's like Pedophestiality is their entire world!"
Person 1: "Y'know, I can't tell you how correct you are 'bout that, dude."
Person 2: "Yeah, they're friggin' EVERYWHERE...why?"
Person 1: "Well, apparently what they do is illegal."
Person 2: "Seriously? But don't they just spam porn of cartoon ponies all over the place?"
Person 1: "...Nope. They actually self-published Pony porn magazines from funding that was supposed to be used for charity."
Person 2: "That's just GROSS, it's like Pedophestiality is their entire world!"
Person 1: "Y'know, I can't tell you how correct you are 'bout that, dude."
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