In Battlefield 3 forumlog parlance, peasant is a player who could not, would not or simply don't care about obtaining a Battlefield 3 Premium Expansion Pack. There are also known as cheap, poor or ignorant. Peasant players do not have a golden P under the gravatar and act jealously.
by kingkobra December 18, 2012

The lowest form of human, beneath the cockroach in the animal kingdom but can also be used in a funny manner to poke fun at self or friends.
Someone who appears ratty, skid dish, beggar, annoying, straggy overall un liked person.
OR
Something annoying, bad, unlucky happens, embarrassing, awkward.
Someone who appears ratty, skid dish, beggar, annoying, straggy overall un liked person.
OR
Something annoying, bad, unlucky happens, embarrassing, awkward.
Example : Yo that girl was soo hot but straight up had a tuna puna. She smelled like a fvckin peasant. or english accent a bloody peasant.
by hoofadoofa June 19, 2012

by amob05 August 17, 2003

People with origins based in Essex, Greater Manchester, Liverpool, Glasgow, Barnsley, all of the USA- bar San fran, LA and New York (anyone with a passport). Stupid people incapable of rational thought processes, love Bush, The mail and fanny packs
by Karlos July 22, 2004

You know Charles Blake from Downton Abbey? He's so poor, he feels the need to seduce a grieving widow. Yeah, he's a real peasant.
by Lord Perseus December 20, 2013

An owner of two or less computers, all of which are Windows 98 or below. Peasants are often DOS users, among which Windows 3.x computers are common. Although DOS users do everything the hard way, and I respect that and do the same usually, they are not considered equal because Microsoft doesn't make many upgrades for their computers any more.
Microsoft executed another peasant today, they killed its computer by overloading its RAM, all 1.5 megabytes.
by Kierin February 6, 2006
