pear

fruit-like person, typically female, who prefers the affection from that of the same gender.

The girls brainstormed on the prefered orientation of fruit and discovered pears are typically of the lesbian persuasion.

by jema goose-on February 21, 2007

the pear

a person who is extremely tiny on top, but has a ginormous lower area.

person 1: I met Jonathan for the first time while he was sitting. I thought he was a small dude. Then he stood up and I was like damn I now know where all the food went!!
person 2: I know man, he is the pear, I wonder when the last time he even saw his penis was!

by alimegz August 11, 2009

Pear

Bare peckish (extremely peckish)
the feeling between peckishness and hunger.

person 1: " I'm peckish"
person 2: "mate i'm pear"
person 1: "you should sort that out, get ya self some rice."
person 2: "rad"

by Chloerosie August 01, 2011

The Pear

noun:

A tool utilized in Medieval Europe to punish those who commit sodomy, heracy, etc.

This pearshaped tool with spikes is inserted into one of said victim's orfices and via a screw is cranked open, causing severe internal mutilation.

At first the pear can be pleasureful...but not for long.

by Argonak April 12, 2008

pears

so much better than apples.

i went to the store and i bought some apples. when i got home, i wondered why i didn't buy pears instead.

by edgar sanchez March 24, 2004

Pear

The retarded cousin to the apple.

Serious, have you ever seen a pear?

by cocknockers December 29, 2008

peared

when something goes wrong you say it went pear shaped.

I lost my keys..... thats peared.

by Jimmny October 18, 2007