peaNutting

the act of lubing your dick with peanut oil, and receiving oral sex from a person with peanut allergies. their throat will close up causing immense pleasure. somewhat like a Donkey Punch

i was peaNutting with this girl last night. it was awesome. for me at least

see also donkey punch

by werbz September 7, 2014

peanuthead canoe shoes

Micro-headed rakelike individual with body vastly disproportional to shoe size. Often gullible and easily-led, this (thankfully) rare creature can often be seen in the vicinity of anything with a loudspeaker with pro gravy music blaring out, and practicing Vanilla Ice/MC Hammer mating ritual.

"Pro I've just been run over by a steam roller and now have BARGE FEET; I am now Peanuthead Canoe Shoes gravy"

by Dyah Byah October 27, 2003

Peanuteater

When a cock is so big you don't know if you should suck it or feed it a peanut

He was huge and I don't think I can handle his peanuteater

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) July 4, 2019

Peanuthead

1A stupid or foolish person; also as a term of abuse.

Compare "pinhead", "pea-brain", etc.

2A particularly small head. Also: a person with such a head, especially as part of a generally small or thin frame; frequently as a term of mild abuse.

3A a butt, whos name is peanuthead

GET OUT YOU PEANUTHEAD

by kdhshdbhsfghsdbhds March 13, 2017

peanuted

Something with peanuts.

Peanuted M&M's are yummy -- Adnan just could not stop munching them!

by cookie007 March 31, 2010

peanutting

A form of sex where the girl hangs upside down and the guy forces his peanut butter covered penis in her mouth.

"Honey, can we try some peanutting tonight?"

by peanutguy69 May 27, 2016

peanutized

To have been violated by a single or multiple peanuts in a sexual manner

Dude, that flight attendant totally peanutized me in the bathroom. I still haven't found that last peanut yet.

by Dominazn November 6, 2015