1) (Noun) The pain a female experiences deep in her lower back around the colon when contractions around the 40th week of pregnancy start. The contraction pain is very near the anus giving the feeling of the onset of an impending putrid and painful deuce drop that ebbs and flows with each contraction.
2) (Noun) A person who is a real "pain in the anus".
Derrivative of "pain" and "anus".
2) (Noun) A person who is a real "pain in the anus".
Derrivative of "pain" and "anus".
1) My God!!! Is this a contraction or do I really have to shit?! Oh wait...its gone...I must be experiencing painus.
2) Linda keeps ridin' my ass and won't quit. She'a a persistent painus!
2) Linda keeps ridin' my ass and won't quit. She'a a persistent painus!
by Tenacious Faulker August 3, 2007
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Get the anus panus mug.Pagnusson is frequently seen near the penalty spot where he lies on the ground as soon as a defender comes within 3 metres of him. Whenever a penalty is awarded to the team, he steals the ball from his teammates and begins to cry when they tell him that he has bottled enough penalties this season. He has a tendency to magically disappear as soon as his team loses possession of the ball.
Coach: Pheodor Pagnusson missed the penalty again. We need to sub him off before he vanishes
Pheodor Pagnusson: *Cries while begging the ref for a penalty"
Pheodor Pagnusson: *Cries while begging the ref for a penalty"
by Penaldo the ghost April 5, 2023
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by Michael waddell January 1, 2006
Get the payness mug.PAINUS: When a male penis is inserted into the female's anus.
Penis + Anus = Painus.
It's a noun and a verb.
Penis + Anus = Painus.
It's a noun and a verb.
ex.1
Guy # 1: I had Painus with my girlfriend yesterday, it hurt like a bitch.
Guy # 2: Sounds like a pain in the ass.
ex.2
Man: My wife and I were PAINUS-ing last night, all was going well till a gave her a hernia.
Friend: Ouch...
Guy # 1: I had Painus with my girlfriend yesterday, it hurt like a bitch.
Guy # 2: Sounds like a pain in the ass.
ex.2
Man: My wife and I were PAINUS-ing last night, all was going well till a gave her a hernia.
Friend: Ouch...
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