Patchy the Pirate is a fictional character from the TV show ‘Spongebob Squarepants’, he is seen in various live action skits in different episodes, as well as in one Big Time Rush episode.
by TheAngryJanitor May 26, 2019
As ratchet as an oddly stenched girl who only owns fake knockoffs and tries to get with tall white guys can get.
by your barber October 01, 2015
1. boobs that are made up of only baby fat, and possibly arm-pit fat.
Girls that have them usually tend to dress slutty because they think they have big boobs when in fact they dont.
2. Pre-teen Boobies
Girls that have them usually tend to dress slutty because they think they have big boobs when in fact they dont.
2. Pre-teen Boobies
Guliver: Look at that pre-teen over there, Wilson, she's a hot mama.
Wilson: You mean the one sportin' that set of Fat Patchies??
Guliver: Uh, no, i meant that one with the real knockers behind the one with the Fat Patchies.
Wilson: You mean the one sportin' that set of Fat Patchies??
Guliver: Uh, no, i meant that one with the real knockers behind the one with the Fat Patchies.
by Rachel Ewald April 09, 2004
by Cumshaft December 10, 2016
Joe: How was Kathy last night?
Mark: Damn, she had one hell of a patchy pussy!
Joe: Did she down a 40 before she shaved?
Mark: Sure looked like the razer was on auto-pilot!
Mark: Damn, she had one hell of a patchy pussy!
Joe: Did she down a 40 before she shaved?
Mark: Sure looked like the razer was on auto-pilot!
by Jenenena August 06, 2008
When you shit on ur girls eye during intercouse then you cum in that same eye then step on her toe and make her say arr
by Theurbandictionegro September 03, 2017
When a man blows his load on a girls top lip/just under her nose, and the jazz (jizz) pours down either side of her mouth.
by Mafrackincrackin March 03, 2015