pap

a pap is a weak person who cant fight or cries for shit.

look at that pap gettin smashed.

by maaak5 November 9, 2008

pap

A term specifically refering to the pap AKA Neil Chapman. A complete lack of hand eye co-ordination.

Neil you pap you're a bloody pap.

by DJ Masters October 7, 2003

pap

The quick tapping of the under part of a womans tit.

"when this girl walks by give her a friendly pap"

by Wayne Jenkins November 13, 2006

pap

abbrev. 'pink asian pussy'

Terry: "Hey Chris want some pussy?"
Chris: "Only if its pap, and preferably your sister"

by SHYMALAN September 22, 2003

pap

pap is a school for retards.

retard- "My mom is sending me to pap!" normal kid- "I always knew you were retarded."

by fuck14322 August 19, 2019

pap

a large volume of gass exiting the anus through a large set of buttocks, without allowing the buttocks to flutter.

Old lardbutt let off an enormous pap at the movies this afternoon causing someone to spill their popcorn!

by derek May 26, 2005

pap

1. n. A typical pointless senior citizen fit, usually involving bad drivers, politicians, or sports.
2. v. To commit a pap.

Origin: "pap," short for grandpap (also see definition 17 for mick)

The Steelers lost again, and Gramps had a pap.

He papped when he got stuck behind the guy driving the speed limit because he was going "too gah-dam slow."

by watz!t 2ya January 22, 2008