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panties

A device usually made of fabric used to protect the delicate outer parts of the vagina. Can also be made from more durable materials such as steel, iron, or leather...

Not the best thing on earth, but right next to it...
She's got little hearts on her panties!

After I spent the night at her house, she gave me a pair of her sweet sheets as a souvenir.
by Constable Clitoris November 12, 2010
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panties

a garment of such genius that it firmly covers the vulva without touching the anus thereby collecting a woman's best smells while avoiding her worst. Another genius feature of panties are that their edges end right at the natural crease where the woman's leg bends and slope upwards towards her hip bones thereby visually lengthening her legs and narrowing her pelvic region.
The only thing better than a beautiful woman wearing panties is a beautiful woman wearing nothing at all.
by wouldaben January 6, 2011
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panties

Range from boxer shorts to briefs to thongs/g-strings. Worn and enjoyed by both sexes.

Often used to keep the ankles warm.
There's nothing wrong with my panties, but I don't wear hip-huggers and show off my underwear!
by Lorelili March 25, 2005
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panties

A word used by mainly heterosexual men who rarely interface with actual women to describe what are otherwise known by the world at large as underwear. Women who use this term are often victims of their own internalized oppression. Panties, employing the diminutive of pants as it were, implies that women are not deserving of actual pants but doomed to spend their lives wearing tiny little pants underneath their otherwise suggestive and infantilizing clothing. Go read a book, suck your own dick, and stop calling women's underwear panties. Who knows, you might actually get laid by someone who is not a victim of the patriarchy's sartorial Stockholm syndrome.
Random dude while making out: whispers Take off your panties.

Woman: Annnnnnnnnnd I'm gonna go.
by wordchausensyndrome February 28, 2019
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panties

Boy: -ahem-
Girl: fine -takes off her panties-
Boy: ;D
by cookingpig December 14, 2011
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panties

the perverts term for knickers.. or bloomers.
"that 2 year olds wearing some nice panties" remarked paul to pete
by Nana May 13, 2005
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panties

The state of being awesome, exemplary, terrific, or highly favorable.
The dental professor's presentation on the benefits of oral hygiene was totally panties.

I just had the best sirloin steak of my life the other day--it was straight panties!
by The Never Ending Penis June 7, 2011
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