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Pandorica 

The giant box in the episode "The Pandorica Opens" on the British Television show Doctor Who.
It is said to be just a fairytale, but a secret alliance between all of the Doctor's enemies plan to trap him in the box to save the universe.
River Song: I'll see you again. When the Pandorica opens.

Doctor: Oh please. The Pandorica is just a fairytale.
Pandorica by Bekkaranoo July 21, 2010

Pandemic Fatigue

The predictable mindset of helplessness and futility realized as a consequence of failing, long-term attempts at Pandemic management.
I just can't sustain all of these high-level protective restrictions...I'm going CRAZY!!!
You're not crazy; you just have Pandemic Fatigue. Sadly, the virus does not care and will take advantage of ANY opportunity to exploit human nature.
Pandemic Fatigue by YAWA July 4, 2020

Coffee Pandemic 

In the service industry, when on a (usually large) table, a single person will order coffee (espresso, cappuccino, etc...) which will then inspire everyone else at the table to order coffee as well.
"I got through the whole 12 top and then the last person ordered a coffee and started a coffee pandemic. What a nightmare!"
Coffee Pandemic by R Russell February 25, 2010

pandication 

incredible addiction and dedication to panda express, especially their all too tasty orange chicken
Brad has so much pandication that he always has to finish his double order of orange chicken, even if he knows that he'll throw up afterwards.
pandication by BLAGexpress March 13, 2009

The New Pandemic P 

Nickname for Kristaps Porzingis. After his god-awful performance in the first round of the 2021 NBA Playoffs against the Clippers, averaging 13 points, 5 rebounds, and 1 three in the playoffs, Porzingis earned himself the nickname as 'The New Pandemic P'. It is theorised that Paul George infected Porzingis with the Pandemic P virus during an ankle breaker in game 2.
"I am lost for words", Doncic said in an interview after game 7's loss, frustrated, "It's like we're paying a 7'3" Shawn Bradley 158 million dollars to stand around the perimeter and shoot 30% from 3. At this point, I think we should just call him The New Pandemic P"

Swine Flu Pandemic

A mysterious 'Flu' that was started by a huge number of juvenile pigs bunking off school in the world's largest farmyard boycott. This was immediately assumed to be a Flu Pandemic, as Humans started to bunk off school too. During a French lesson last week, the Pandemic reached Level 5 and record numbers of students did not attend their French lessons.
The Flu soon because contagious amongst humans, transferred not by touch, but by questions like "Wanna go down the shop?" and "Do you want to come round and play Xbox round my house?"
Miles: Where were you in Maths yesterday?
David: I had swine flu.
Miles: This Swine Flu Pandemic really is getting to everyone, I was one of only four people in Maths yesterday.