Courtney Page

the new standard of the porn world. Part sex addict, part comedian, part perfection.

Dick: Is she a pornstar?
Jane: Well, she's no Courtney Page!

by xxxpage May 18, 2011

pagey

When your finger pokes through the toilet paper.

took a shit yesterday and had a pagey

by Dr. Facial October 9, 2021

Page 250

Page 250 of tdc
Maze runner fans cried for days

Friend: why are you crying?
Me: page 250

Friend: what was on page 250?
Me: please just leave me alone
Friend: but-
Me: please, (friends name). Please.

by Newty March 15, 2017

page 80

The act of “multitasking” while masturbating. You might call your friend while masturbating but it’s not gay because you’re multitasking.

Jeremy: I spend a lot of time multitasking

Michael: multitasking? like page 80

by Billy the Alien May 19, 2020

bathroom yellow pages

A Toilet paper roll in a bathroom stall that has been intentionally drenched with piss. Main reason for doing so is to make an unpleasant shitting experience for the next patron.

I hope no one has to take a shit in that stall tonight. All I left them to wipe with was the bathroom yellow pages.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Page 250

A word that, when used in the presence of The Maze Runner fans, causes severe emotional trauma. Can also be used to describe a senario that causes severe emotional trauma. Is somewhat of an "inside joke" for fans of The Maze Runner series.

Person 1: What page in that book are you on?
Person 2: I'm on page 250.
The Maze Runner fan: What!?! *Starts sobbing hysterically*

Family member: Our dog just passed away.
The Maze Runner fan: What?!?! This is page 250 all over again! *Starts sobbing hysterically*

by TheBookNerd July 7, 2017

2nd page of google search

The only place you can safely hide a dead body with no chance of people finding it.

The 2nd page of Google search is the last place anyone will look for answers.

by MechaHitlerThePink April 12, 2016