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Origami Quarterback

A quarterback held in high accord who always seems to fold during critical plays and games.
Tony Romo will never get the Cowboys to a Superbowl. He's an origami quarterback; especially in the playoffs.
by Miss Murder Monroe September 16, 2011
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Origami killer

The origami killer is a character in the video game heavy rain, he is not revealed until the end of the game, he is murderer who tricks kids by wearing a police uniform, into trapping them into an area of water, until the rain comes down, having them drown, the origami killer is Scott Shelby
by The classic memer July 25, 2018
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Organistic

bros like me for real, in relation to something
what’s a dad?”
“omg, that’s organistic for reals
by bangichdeng April 11, 2023
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organist

One who plays the organ. Organists have an interesting culture, which is also very diverse. An organist might play any sort of organ (pipe organ, Hammond, theatre). And, there are many types of organist-

The Diva-
These organists will be inclined to jump up behind the conductor at somebody else's choral recital and give cues as they see fit.

Non-technical player-
Somebody who just knows how to turn the blower switch on and pull out the right stops. The have no idea how an organ pipe works, and now much of a clue how the organ itself works.

Old lady-
Yeah, the old blue hair that plays the organ at the local Roman Catholic parish. She never pulls out any more than three stops and likes to take it slow.

The 50% organist-
A pianist who is passing for an organist. They usually play on one manual and don't use pedals. Enough said.

The good organist-
These organists can play both Bach and French Romantic, as well as many other types of organ music. They can register well, and play cleanly. Fortunately, such organists are usually well mannered.

The passable organist-
This organist can play hymns well, but not much else. Fugues may confuse them, and sometimes they can't register that well. They are good for regular, nothing special Sunday services.
Rev. Edwards: Who is your new organist, is he good?

Rev. Andrews: Yeah, but he is such a diva. You should see him conduct the congregation from the organ loft.
by the_organist March 27, 2009
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Origami fat

A person so out of shape their body has several folds of fat on it.
"Oh man, I was at the beach the other and there was a woman who should not have being wearing a bikini."
"She was that fat huh?"
"Put it this way, the amount of folds that were on her you'd think she was making origami."
"Ah Origami fat, never a good thing.
by Paw Lee June 29, 2012
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toilet paper origami

The creative folding of remaining TP squares so as to finish the job when TP is in short supply.
With only a few wipes left on the last roll of Charmin, Lucian was forced to work on his toilet paper origami technique.
by nathan abbott August 8, 2005
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Bathroom Origami

The delicate and intricate art of folding toilet paper over and over to maximise usage in order to avoid getting shit on your fingers. Practiced especially when there is a dearth of suitable bathroom tissue.
I nearly ran out of bog paper! Lucky I know some bathroom origami.
by Randy Bumgardner October 25, 2015
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