Optimism

Maybe I suffer from optimism, but I like my chances of getting some anilingus tonight, so I am going to shave my asshole.
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Optimism

The serial replacement of reason with unsubstantiated and dangerous levels of hope.
You're so full of optimism! Your dismissal of the very real threats our planet faces at the moment is dangerous for society.
by CarlieKiss September 18, 2017
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Optimism

Young Man/Woman: Sorry I'm late, traffic jam.

Government Employed Teacher: That's 1 tardy.

Young Man/Woman: I'm not lying! Ask him, he's the most honest person I know.

Government Employed Teacher: Sit down.

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Optimize

This is characteristically known as the act of masturbating, in full sprint, in a public park or recreation area. To fully complete this act an innocent bystander must be showered with jizz as you climax in their general direction. Customarily, this constitutes a $20 fine.
"Dontrell, did you really just optimize that baby five minutes ago?" asked Tyrone. "Hell yeah," replied Dontrell, "and I'd do it again."
by Joey Orgler 2 November 28, 2007
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optimized

To make the best, or for the most effective results

-this app is optimized for iPhone.... -
*this app is optimized for the iPhone...
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Optimize

Current of "Optimization" - to take something complicated apart, planning to make it better, usually making it worse.
I wouldn't optimize a computer unless I know what I am doing or if I don't want to use the computer again.
by SHAREtheEXPIRIENCE May 22, 2011
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optimate

A combination of the words "optimal" and "ultimate" used by some high tier players in Dragon Ball FighterZ when performing a super "saucy" combo. Hence the word combination.
- "I can't believe he used Ultra Instinct Goku to completely bait the opponent and be cool in the progress"
- "Yeah, he's such a 'optimate' player.
by ShadoWolfFighterZ July 17, 2023
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