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oopsie daisy 

It's not retarded. It sounds very much like a nonsense word with lots and lots of variations of it that you would say to a child - upsie-daisy, whoopsie-daisy, up-a-daisy - and is said to a child when they've fallen over or if you've spilt something you say "oopsie-daisy". It all sounds very harmless but it actually goes back to something that is a LOT stronger and has absolutely nothing to do with the flower the daisy.

The origin was "up a day" which in turn was a version of "a lack a day", (see the example below) and it was a heart-felt passionate cry of anguish. For whatever reason, it became diluted over time - so diluted that "daisy" crept into it and it became "upsie-daisy". "Lack a day" also went in another direction. Again "daisy" crept in, and "lackadaisical", believe it or don't, stems from this "a lack a day" with the idea of something careless, perhaps lazy, which then in turn brings a mistake upon you. But as I say it's now a fairly flabby or acute thing we use, but it once was a very, very strong cry of torment.
"Oopsie daisy - Shame or reproach the day when such a thing befell me."
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Oopsie poopsie

When you don’t make it to the toilet in time and shit your pants.
Today Bobo had to clean up his oopsie poopsie cuz we couldn’t find a bathroom in time.
Oopsie poopsie by HumaneAnimal October 19, 2017

Oopsie head 

when you are giving oral/vanilla sex to the wrong person
"I went to a party with my boyfriend, and after a few drinks, I gave oopsie head."
Oopsie head by vicgin July 22, 2015

oopsie poopsie

when you want to say oops but sort of be funny at the same time
oopsie poopsie i didnt mean to do that
oopsie poopsie by i like arham March 15, 2020

oopsie poopsie

the act of being hung over in the shower and farting only to realize that you actually had to shit but it is too late and your bath tub is now covered in shit and you are pissed because you are hung over and now have to clean up sloppy wet poop.
dude i was so hung over this morning that i oopsie poopsied all over my shower
oopsie poopsie by mist3rfrozt November 12, 2011

Oopsie Poopsie

This happens during rough sex when the female gets extremely wet and the man is thrusting the entire lenghth of his fuck stick in and out of her gushing gash. He then gives her a good jam and unknowingly enters her backdoor and slides all the way up her turd tunnel. Generally, this will force the session to come to an abrupt stop as the woman struggles to catch her breath, while the man rinses the kidney bean off the end of his purple headed yogurt slinger.
G, Did you hear that bloody scream last night in the hotel? I think Mike gave Crystal an "Oopsie Poopsie"
Oopsie Poopsie by Ray March 8, 2005

Oopsie Doopsie Poopsie Scoopsie 

What you say when you make an oopsie so doopsie that you need a poopsie scoopsie.
I just accidentally pooped everywhere. Oopsie doopsie poopsie scoopsie!