you only think I'm kidding

Also, "you only think I'm joking."

Phrase used after you say something that sounds unrealistic or exaggerated but is completely true.
Guy: I got six tickets in one afternoon.
Friend: haha (thinks he's exaggerating)
Guy: yeah, you only think I'm kidding.
friend: ...
by freakoftheweek September 16, 2009
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If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.

- No.

- Yes.

- I dunno.

- Can I go to the bathroom?

Use it in the right context and you're saved!
"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"

"Yes."

"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"

"I dunno."

"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"

"No."

"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."

"Can I go to the bathroom?"
by Tinkerbelll May 21, 2004
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A saying of the porn scene movement about women clothes meaning if you knew all the hot bodies,big tits and prime pussies that pass by you every day you would go crazy wanting some.
Look at all those women. If you only knew what was underneath.
by The Fury 13 October 31, 2010
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An automated message that notifies you about your message to some e-mail is delayed or fails. It used to appear on Gmail in mid-2010s, now it appears on Protonmail.

I don't know the purpose of using uppercase letters, like that's unprofessional.
THIS IS A WARNING MESSAGE ONLY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO RESEND YOUR MESSAGE.
Delivery to the following recipient has been delayed: (email address)
Message will be retired for 2 more day(s)
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It’s only weird if you make it weird — see also “It’s only wyrd if you make it wyrd” the response to an intimate when one has made a legitimate request and you receive a questioning or pitying look. Often as people we confidently ask for something that we would find both pleasing and satisfying; but, we are met with stiff resistance from our partners and intimates when they are asked to participate in our reasonable (and sometimes reasonable) requests.

Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.

The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualistically insightful.
Her: Babe, can you put my Yoga door mounts into the heavy file cabinet; bind me; suspend my arms and legs from the mounts; gag and blindfold me; and use my Hitachi Wand to stimulate me until I pass out?

Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)

Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 12, 2023
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It’s only weird if you make it weird — see also “It’s only wyrd if you make it wyrd” the response to an intimate when one has made a legitimate request and you receive a questioning or pitying look. Often as people we confidently ask for something that we would find both pleasing and satisfying; but, we are met with stiff resistance from our partners and intimates when they are asked to participate in our reasonable (and sometimes reasonable) requests.

Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.

The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualisticly insightful.
Her: Babe, can you put my Yoga door mounts into the heavy file cabinet; bind me; suspend my arms and legs from the mounts; gag and blindfold me; and use my Hitachi Wand to stimulate me until I pass out?

Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)

Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 12, 2023
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