oil

Think black liquid soon to be exinct on this planet. However the second largest wells just started pumping so the American economy is saved for another 10 years. Maybe. Good thing thers a new afghani pipeline being built to get oil to market others wise we would be in big trouble. Thank you Mr. Bin Laden for saving our econmy.

The oil was runing low, so gots us some more. Yee haw!

by Bush is my Bitch July 26, 2003

oil

The reason France vetoed the Iraq war.

Sadly there has been no oil war, I wanted to pay 30 cents a gallon.

by Dan October 5, 2003

oil

A substance which the United States economy relies heavily on. Contrary to popular belief, the world has enough oil to last for at least 500 years. The global oil supply will last for approximately 500 years, even if consumption rates increase by 15%. A variety of products are produced from chemicals and such that are found in crude oil. Crude oil is the raw, unrefined substance taken directly from the earth.

Jimmy: "Gas prices are gonna never stop going up, because we only have 40 years left of oil".
Alex: "You idiot, we have at least 500 years left of oil, even if consumption rates increase by 15%!"

by Oil Makes The World Go Round April 21, 2006

oil

1)a smooth black fluid with a pungent flavor and universal appeal.
2)the only thing keeping Iraq from being a crator.

OIL (Operation Iraqi Liberation}

by Ebot March 21, 2003

oil

Something the Confederate States of America would be self-sufficient in were it still around.

If gas goes up to $4/ gallon, we'll have another civil war.

by Grand Admiral Thrawn April 1, 2005

oil

In some areas of New Jersey, it's the name given to a delicious beverage

Ayo, this lemonade is straight oil.

by Glavisgan June 12, 2017

oil

Mixture of marijuana grinded into powder that is wrapped up in tobacco paper and smoked

let's do some oil

by sexsecrets April 21, 2004