offended peacock 

The action of cocking one's head backwards so far that their neck hurts, with a mortified look of outrage twisted on their face.

"Sally was so disgusted by the idea of Nickelback creating a Nirvana tribute cd that she looked like an offended peacock."

"Everyone looks like an offended peacock when someone flips them off"

offended peacock by Babyblaze18 January 7, 2009

no offense 

a phrase that is believed to make a really rude comment less rude, but really just makes you look like a jackass.

No offense Chelsea, but you suck.

no offense by katopoliss December 7, 2010

Olerud Offense 

An Olerud Offense applies stricto sensu to football but it can be broadened to include a variety of other sports, both real and virtual.

The Olerud Offense was derived from the madcap antics of the baseball great John Olerud. Just as the adjective Olerud implies a zany unpredictability, the Olerud Offense is characterized by its maverick formations and headlong playcalling. The term was coined in the early 1990s during one of Houston's famous living room Tecmo tournaments.

One prominent feature of the Olerud Offense is the flea-flicker; another is the so-called 100-yard-pass play, made most famous in Super Tecmo by QB Eagles.

This guy runs an Olerud Offense so watch the fudge out!!

Olerud Offense by Doctor Max August 1, 2012

No Offense 

A phrase added to an otherwise insulting statement. You say "no offense" right before or after you say something that is insulting. "No offense" allows you to say just about anything you want about anyone.

It is sometimes followed up by "none taken." The recipient of the original comment says "none taken" to signal that they were not insulted.

Without)
Joe: Sally, you've put on some weight
Sally: *slaps the shit out of Joe*

With)

Joe: No offense, Sally, you've gotten fat
Sally: None taken. I guess I should go on a diet. .

No Offense by Northendwhitetrash October 4, 2009

Facepalmable Offense 

An act that is worthy of receiving a facepalm

Forgetting to wear clothes is such a facepalmable offense.

Facepalmable Offense by tripolar92 February 14, 2009

whiteboard offense 

Drawing up basketball plays on a whiteboard that relate to relationship advice or getting someone laid

Seth is trying to get with Jasmine, we gotta get the whiteboard offense going to help him out.

whiteboard offense by Eatmyshorts21 March 8, 2017

offended 

most awful page on encyoclopedia dramatica. 'nuff said.

Just sickening and wrong. Worse than actual ofennding or being offended

offended by yahmoo23 September 14, 2010