optomist

Someone who thinks that everything will be all-right, even though they cannot spell.

Clueless: "I know I will do great on today's spelling test."
Realist: "How can you be so sure?"
Clueless: "I am an optomist"
Realist: "You mean optimist, right?"

by buzzz May 12, 2010

lil oatmeal

Lil oatmeal is the best rapper ever. His social media is @theliloatmeal . He has sex constantly and was married to Zendaya. He currently dates Rubi Rose, a fellow rapper.

Lil oatmeal is the greatest rapper.

by lil oatmeal April 13, 2020

"Ottoman" Empire

An "Ottoman" Empire is an empire of ottomans spanning rule of six centuries of ottomans in your family room.

We hit up Louis Shanks and now we have an "Ottoman" Empire in our family room.

by PWS27 May 7, 2017

otome

Otome has several meanings:
1. "Maiden" in Japanese.
2. A game aimed at a female audience that generally where you are presented options as to what path you go down.
3. A girl who is obsessed with anime or manga.

3. She's such an otome. I heard she has watched, like, every anime ever.

by findingroses July 5, 2016

Otome

A type of game, usually made for girls, though some targeted towards men do exist, where the Heroine, MC/Main Character/You, falls in love with some hot guys, gals, and non-binary pals.

Average Otome Player: I've spent at least $300 on otome games.

by otomeangel July 5, 2016

Cry in your oatmeal.

Used when someone won't stop complaining. Should be repeated in an aggressive tone if the person responds.

Person 1: Man, this weather is really something. I can't stand all this rain.

Person 2: Cry in your oatmeal.

Person 1: What?

Person: CRY IN YOUR OATMEAL!!

by JWN in the LOU April 2, 2011

oatmeal brain

When someone's brain deteriorates over time due to alcohol/drugs/sleep deprivation, etc. Symptoms of oatmeal brain: memory loss, impaired motor function, slurred voice, stumbling, slow speech.

John, you can't remember anything. You have oatmeal brain right now!

by PinkPanther13 May 28, 2018