Nutella

A legendary substance that tastes like unicorns jumping over rainbows in the middle of May, as your favorite bands join together and do one amazing, life changing song.

"Man, I needa go buy some Nutella!" said Jesus.

by JesusApprentice September 22, 2011

Nutella

The orgasm of a godly rainbow unicorn. In a jar.

This Nutella is orgasmic!

by FeastMaster June 13, 2011

Nutella

Nutella is a chocolate product created by the company Ferrero in the 20th century, the product is basically a paste made from oil, cocoa, sugar, hazelnut, and milk. In the current days, the recipe changed to be cheaper and easier to produce.

My pancakes lacks of sugar, maybe I should eat them with some Nutella.

by SlammerGaming0 October 15, 2023

Nutella

A heaven-like spread of goodness derived by the gods themselves. Where the expression, "Better than sex." actually applies.

Dude that chick was so good in bed, but nothing compares to this amazing Nutella i bought.

by sexychik99 April 15, 2010

Nutella

Orgasm in a jar. You could put this stuff on a shoe and eat it. Or do like anyone else and just eat it out the jar.

My girlfriend gave up sex to prove a point. Crazy bitch. Lucky I have nutella.

by Neverendingname May 18, 2011

Nutella

The chocolaty hazelnut joy bestowed upon us from the gods.

What wonders I have smeared upon my dinosaur shaped bread is that of true joy, true love, true wonder-Nutella.

by kuroneko666 March 11, 2010

Nutella

Nutella is a creamy chocolate and hazelnut spread that can be correctly referred to as "Sex in your mouth".

Trufax

Shaniqua: "DAYUM THIS NUTELLA SO GOOD IT'S LIKE ORGASMIC, LIKE SEX IN YOUR MOUTH!"

by NutellaLady May 31, 2010