nenos jona

An assyrian who was born in iraq and moved to england at a young age. Usually owns a 106 or corsa.

"Hey look at that nenos jona in that corsa"

by number 111 June 3, 2009

Nanosize penis

Nanosize penis = Nav

Nav needed a magnifying glass to be able to see his nanosize penis

by ashwindar October 17, 2008

Nuns Tits

To describe something as completely useless. Derived from the fact that nuns do not have children, nor do they have sex, both of which are the main functions of breasts.

'Colin, you are about as much use as a pair of nuns tits.'

by biffboy April 9, 2009

Nunes

A wild story that is likely fabricated; produced from a questionable source with a history of fake claims.

That statement sounds very Nunes -- there is no way that it can possibly be true.

by catmando62 May 4, 2018

Tighter than a Nuns cunt

Something that is extremely tight. Usually referring to nuts and bolts on a car.
Most commonly used in a mechanics garage and is the result of many skinned knuckles.

Those bolts are Tighter than a Nuns cunt.

by Paul Loose November 15, 2007

nanoskirt

Apparently a miniskirt was not short enough.

Look at that chick with the nanoskirt! I can see everything!

by werty892 October 27, 2015

Squishy Nuns

When your balls are squishy like a nun’s titties.

Girl, guess who got them squishy nuns.

Aye baby, lemme suck on those squishy nuns.

by CupKaykke May 11, 2018