numpty

A person who is incapable of performing the simplest of task correctly. Usual symptoms include poor hand-eye coordination, zero common sense and the general illusion that they are special (caused by parents referring to them as such and the numpty not fully grasping the meaning implied).

Common causes are being dropped as a baby or repeated heavy blows to head in later life.

person1: Jeff could you pass me the pen?
Jeff: ooops! (while dropping the pen)
Person1: Jeff you're such a numpty!

by punchlinestapler September 22, 2010

Numpt

As a verb: To screw up completely and/or hilariously.
As a noun: A complete failure, referring to a person.

"Alright, I need to take care of this paper before Darius numpts it (up)."
or
"I already know the button inputs, you numpt."

by Darius Oak September 30, 2016

numty

numty is another term for idiot or stupid. someone without sense, or just a straight up fucking retard

"Oh god dammit steve, you took a shit on my coat again?! Fucking numty"

by NineMonthMedia March 27, 2009

Yummy Nummy

Something that is that is very very tasty. So much so that you simply must rhyme to express your pleasure.

"Wow those Black Forest Juicy Burst fruit snacks are yummy nummy ;)."

by savagegirl_324 May 11, 2022

nympyromaniac

1. noun - one who has the desire to have sexual relations with a person who is literally on fire

Matt Sutter is a nympyromaniac

by Lu June 2, 2003

nummy yums

What Will Moore calls Jack Daniels, whilst talking to Blaine Prince. lolz.

Will: "I'm full of nummy yums"
Blaine: "What is that?"
Will: "Jack Daniels"

by fliek January 6, 2010

Numpty Muffin

A term used to hate on French people and walk all over them we all hate you BaldBoyHalo

You’re such a numpty muffing A6d

by Skepeen September 12, 2019