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numbnut (num-nut) 

numbnut (num-nut)

an extreame state of idiocrocy and/or stupididy
numbnut (num-nut)

adj.

dan is such a numbnut

person1: what up numbnuts

person2: well keep talking and you will be
numbnut (num-nut) by wackjobg January 7, 2010

One Hand Numbnut 

A Numbnut that bets his entire stack of chips on the first hand of a game of poker, believing it to be unbeatable, only to lose.
The One Hand Numbnut went all in on a pair of Queens!
One Hand Numbnut by Zoddy Zod August 14, 2006

laughin jokin numbnuts 

Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts is the name given to LJN by James Rolfe, the Angry Video Game Nerd. James is a classic game reviewer with a low tolerance for bad games and LJN has consistently released poor titles.
I wanted to buy "Back to the Future" for the Nintendo Entertainment System until I found out it was a Laughin Jokin Numbnuts game.
Numnuts or num-nuts is a slang term that is used to depict someone who is a constant source of trouble. Usually an individual who screws up, or constant makes mistakes. Someone who botches a job, event, or situation.
"Good job, numnuts!"
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"You guys are a bunch of #%^&!$$ numnuts! Hit the ground and give me 50!" (a drill sergeant to his platoon of Army trainees.
numnuts by Guler March 11, 2005

Numbnation

When you get drunk, hight, or start tripping because something is so bad in your life you want to escape.
Mark: What did you do last night?
Me: I was still so hurt that Megan dumped me, that I got some serious numbnation in.
Mark: Hey, that helps ease the pain a little.

numb nut 

1. Lacking intelligence.
2. Having no feeling in one's nut.
1. Get you head out of the oven, numb nut.
2. That ice will give you a numb nut.
numb nut by Pete October 12, 2003
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