1. Lacking intelligence.
2. Having no feeling in one's nut.
1. Get you head out of the oven, numb nut.
2. That ice will give you a numb nut.
by Pete October 12, 2003
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-when one is being cluelessly dumb
-when a person thinks that they're right about something in which they're really not in reality
2cool4school: yo mang, who wanna battle
Usuck@life: battle yourself...i'll judge
2cool4school: ....wtf?
Usuck@life: it was a joke, numb nuts
by nicole April 12, 2004
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An incredibly stupid person.
John is a numb nuts, he thaught Berlin was in France!
by Gring May 26, 2006
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The metaphoric comparison of a useless un-inteligent person to useless sterile testicals.
that fuck'n numb nuts must of hit his head on the bathroom floor when his mother squated and shit him out her yeast infected cunt.
by shmottzie August 21, 2003
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The phenomenon that occurs when a male places a cold drink between his legs and leaves it there for a prolonged period of time. Upon standing or moving, the chilled testicles brush or rest against the leg, causing an unexpected chill to temporarily overcome the victim. Most susceptible, are wearers of boxer-style underwear.
I set my beer between my legs for a majority of the movie. When I stood up, I got numb nuts.
by drgn76 October 11, 2010
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a person that makes unthoughtful mistakes, acting without thought
by Evan February 20, 2003
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a real sports affliction that occurs mainly to male professional long distance cyclists (like the blokes at the tour de france) where the constant pressure between the narrow bicycle saddle and the pubic bone make the scrotum area lose sensitivity and become numb.
man, after that race I got a bad case of the numb nuts
by nuked bug January 17, 2005
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