number three

Semen.

Bob went number three in the bathroom.

by Eddie July 14, 2003

Number Three

When you walk in on somebody, and instead of them being on the toilet, they're masturbating

Man 1: "Oh My God! I'm so sorry!"
Man 2: "Hey, so you caught me taking a Number Three, it happens."

by Kathryn Santini August 15, 2016

Number Three

man juice; semen. can be used as a verb or noun.

Lance had to number three in the sock after having unprotected sexual relations. Unknowingly, Liz later picked it up and wore it.

by shugachica69 October 4, 2007

number three

Urinating (number one) and defecating (number two) simultaneously.

Joe: Damn I got to go.
Jim: Number one or number two?
Joe: Both, bro'.. number three!

by Joe Bone March 8, 2005

number three

diarrhea. it is like a number one, but it is also like a number two. hence, number three.

Man, after that spicey chicken wing eating contest, I had flaming number three for like, two weeks.

by Dethbringer September 26, 2005

number three

doing a pee and a poo

Cody: Mr Brown
Mr Brown: Yes
Cody: Can I please use the bathroom
Mr Brown: RU taking number one or number two?
Cody: Number three

by Power476 July 25, 2020

Number three

Menstrual secretion

I wish toilets accommodated for number three’s as they do for number ones and twos

I need to attend to my number three by changing my tampon

by Dyslexicdefinition January 9, 2020