Sploog Nougat

The small soft white clumps that sometimes appear in a man's sploog (semen)

Guy 1: I came on a t-shirt last night and the cum was filled with some sploog nougat
Guy 2: Huh, I've never had any sploog nougat

by BruhGator June 8, 2020

Ted Nougat

The soft, creamy center found in the core of most every person. This delectable nucleus is what controls our so called "wild side." Actions caused by the Ted Nougat include but are not limited to: Hunting with a crossbow, consuming raw flesh, making an utter jackass out of one's self, spinning power vomit, bloodlust, and an unquenchable thirst for beer. Especially reserved people may need to be egged on or inebriated to fully express their nougat.

Guy: Dude you punched my cat in the mouth while screaming "I'm going to power hump into outer space!" and stole all my beer last night

Jackass: Old Crow fuels my Ted Nougat, there's really nothing I can do about it.

Guy: Maybe not drink?

Jackass: The Noug would not be pleased

by GeyowOfArc July 25, 2011

Nougat

A term of endearment which refers to people with mostly white and pink skin colouring.

Named loosely after the French nut and honey confectionery which was adapted by Barratts' into a wrapped sweet.

It's origins lie in the reclamation of pigment equality and the removal of white guilt for the injustices of the hegemonic elite of yesteryear.

It is a cultural badge of peace and only represents those without prejudice towards others skin tones.

A man sees a Caucasian man he is friends with and says "What's up my nougat?"

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by m0r1arty June 22, 2011

Nougatocity

(noun) A heightened yet fleeting state of accomplishment that makes you realize how unbelievably unmotivated you normally are.

Nougatocity often occurs during or at the end of eating a wonderfully delicious Snickers candy bar.

by Clan 44 November 14, 2007

Queef Nougat

When dried up particles of male ejaculatory matter ejaculate out of the vagina in an elegant, chunky, but almost French fashion.

"Ma cherie, qu'est-ce que c'est ce Queef Nougat sur ma face?" "C'est tres elegant, mon cherie"

by le queef nougat August 3, 2016

nougat

sweet, white, sticky, candy

evan mispronounces "nougat" each time he says it. according to him, it sounds like "nugget".

by michelle February 9, 2004

nougat farmer

someone who gets their car painted in a AMC parking lot. A person (Matt F) who is a compleat n00b.

by Krystyna September 24, 2003