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noobgasm

A noob who is screaming in excitement while reading some obsolete, obvious or outdated information about hacking, cracking, phreaking or just geek stuff is most likely experiencing a noobgasm. He seems to have found the greatest source of wisdom and power but in reality he just stumbled over essential information.

Noobgasms are happening pretty often on sites like digg.com.
"Whoooo MAN!!! I've found the complete documentation of the mail protocol on a page called RFC 821 on a site that looks like it has confidential information on it!! THAT'S SOOOOOO COOOOL!!!! AHHH... AAAAAHHHHHH... COOOOOL". The guy screaming and laughing and giggling like hell is having one of his first noobgasms.
by th3h0bbit September 13, 2006
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noogle

A nickname for new Google employees. Derived from the propeller hats that say "Noogle" which they are given their first day on the job.
by Jojo Krako January 2, 2008
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Nooged

Kinda like the Indian handshake.

To Noog is to caress you genitals till your hand get nice and moist then approach an ususpecting person and give them a handshake.
Bruce was being a real ass to me today im totally going to NOOG him after work.

Wow my hands all sweaty i think that asshole just NOOGED me.

Look the cops, im for sure going to NOOG them.
by Mick Bastard September 25, 2009
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can i have a cookie nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
by pugapom October 17, 2018
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noong dardy

hey look over there that guys fucking that chick

NOONG DARDY
by notadoosh January 4, 2010
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Nonogamous

The state of being single/alone with no intention of committing to anyone in the near future. One can choose to date or abstain from dating while being nonogamous, as long as there is no commitment made to anyone else.
I don't have girlfriend issues because I'm nonogamous.
by giggz March 11, 2017
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NOOG NOOG!

The sound Pingu makes to indicate anger, frustration, excitement, or to get attention.
Pingu catches Robby the Seal stealing his weed.

Pingu: NOOG NOOG!

Robby the Seal gets away, Pingu is pissed.
by catlet December 10, 2009
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