noners

A noner is a non-athlete, or someone with no athletic skill.

Example, I was walking through the park and saw a bunch of noners playing rugby.

by Don Hanni March 21, 2010

Noner

Nick Jonas's BONER

ahhh shoot! look at that NONER!

by dontforgetxo March 14, 2009

Noner

The nerd boner, the equivalent to geeking out over something.

Oh man I just got me a noner from that Ironman movie trailer.

by geerob February 16, 2008

Noner

When you get a boner for no reason.

I was sitting at my office desk typing a memo and all of a sudden i got a noner.

It was embarassing I had to escort someone to there care but was afraid to get up because i had a noner.

by CarterOF80s April 21, 2009

Noner

That awkward but stunning moment when you are walking next to a girl you have a crush on looks at you. You start to pray to God, "please don't have a boner, please don't have a boner"

Timothy: dude, do you think I constantly have a boner?
Andrew: Ya man, but I got a noner next to Aisha.
Timothy: no way bro!!!

by tmannengetmoney April 10, 2015

Noner

The exact reverse process of an erection (boner).
When a man is so sexually disgusted his penis goes BACK into his body.

Matt: "EWWW!! A FAT NAKED LADY"
Phil: "OH GOD, I JUST GOT A NONER"

by Fil The asian kid December 15, 2008

Noner

Someone who lacks significant others and/or game. A diss or slam on one that cant get play from another sex.

Chris hasnt seen boobs in so long because hes such a noner.

by Bobby May 17, 2004