Condom

A latex or sheepskin sheath to put over the penis before intercourse. Also a lube'd polypropylene sheath that the woman can installed in her vagina;the guy won't even notice its there if he doesn't finger her first. He can just slip right up in there and there's no condom sensation at all. They even sell female underwear with it fastened in.

Condoms are hated by some men because it lowers their sensations somewhat, there is an interruption to put it on, and wearing one means that some of the responsibility of contraception falls on the male.

Never bareback someone that you don't want to have to negotiate with for the next 21 years.In other words, No glove, no love... unless one is interested in paying child support for the next 18-26 years

by John R. December 8, 2003

condom

The greatest invention. Ever.

I used a condom with him last night, so now I'm not going to have a baby or get a STI

by qtturtle49 August 17, 2006

condom

If you cover his schlong youll never go wrong

that condom is my best friend

by prince May 13, 2005

condoms

Something that Justin Biebers parents should have used.

Justin Bieber: Hey I'm cool and I can sing so well
Me: Your parents should have used condoms while fucking

by Pussyfucker666 May 7, 2011

condom

Something not likely to come in a family pack

Condom's don't come in family packs for a reason...

by Delmar April 9, 2006

Condomer

A girl whom you have to wear a condom when you have sex with her. (cause of massive STDs)

Most likely a girl who sleeps around alot.

Mike: Man, i hope you used protection when you did that slut the other night,

Joe: Ofcourse, shes such a Condomer

by Snoos September 30, 2009

Condom

Using a condom and being protected, will avoid you from being on shows like, The Maury and Jerry Springer show.

"ah hell nah, I ain't this babies daddy Maury, ah hell nah, she sleep wit dem otha guyz, I wear a condom on that ho"

"This ain't ma child, look at dat ugly childs face, she a ho Maury"

by Josh ye ye February 23, 2008