Njord

Noun in standardized western writing, meaning "the final remnant of excrement that clings to the posterior anal void after renal evacuation."

Njords happen, and they waste a lot of paper.

by Yousaf Lakshit May 8, 2008

njonja

a male friend,someone trustworthy,inteligent and funny,but often sad or confused by his own emotions.

He's my friend,he's a njonja.

by smecE December 1, 2009

njörður

A sad man that likes shoes and has a terrible taste in style. He has many friends, most of them are girls, but he’s friendsoned by every single one of them.

Is that Njörður? No it’s only a homeless man....

by Theboyswantme April 12, 2019

njork

Pronounced with a silent J, Njork is English 'geordie' slang for someone from Norway. Not in any way offensive, more a term of endearment.

"I've just seen a pack of Njorks in town" or "It's your turn to go to the bar tom, you stupid Njork"

by Rev. Andy Mackin September 19, 2006

njoy njoy

What a douchbag says to entice random women to have sex with him on facebook.

What is the plan for the weekend. njoy njoy

by Professor Funkmeister GhD December 13, 2007

njóla

She is the most bootypoppin person you will ever see

person1: i want that booty mine is so small
person2: yeah thats njólas booty every body wants her hips waist and booty

by karen jakobs May 1, 2020

Njomi

This I a name for a very kind person. Njomi knows how to get bread, a very handsome man. Njomi

Njomi is him

by Slimeemout May 4, 2022