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Nimbus 3000 syndrome

(nim-bus- three-thousand- syn-drome, noun. also known as N3S or Gandalf's staff syndrome.) Thinking you are better than someone else and suffering from having a stick the size of a nimbus 3000 up your gluteus maximus. Be warned it spreads quickly, and if you don't think you have it, you do, just for thinking that you don't.
I think I'm so much better than everyone; I have Nimbus 3000 syndrome.
by GandalfsStaff May 24, 2012
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nimbus 9000

Nimbus 9000 is six marijuana blunts wrapped together. (2 blunts wide and 3 blunts long.)
Bring a bunch of weed, we are rolling a Nimbus 9000.
by DeeJ February 5, 2015
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nimbus crimbus

The stuff in crevices such as lint in your belly button, spiderwebs in the corner, and eye crusties.
by gfordster September 25, 2021
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Quantum Nimbus

An uncommon, aberrant atmospheric condition wherein multiple opposing jet streams violently converge to form colossal, hydronautic vapor columns as a result of haphazardly fluctuating climatic temperatures, intense friction and a microcosmic, atomization of subterfuged kinetic energy. In especially unique and volatile environmental circumstances, extreme barometric density builds and induces a tourbillion-like vacuuming effect, whereby coagulating particles accumulate into a voluminous mass, temporarily opening a 'quantum' realm where cosmic physical properties emanate translucent, paralytic neuromuscular macro-waves.
1 {Curious Observer A} - "Dude, look at that incredible cloud formation over the Superstition mountains!" {Curious Observer B} - "Dude, thats a freaking 'Quantum Nimbus!'"

2. {Meteorologist broadcasting to audience} - "We've got some breaking, urgent news for you right now, so please listen closely, then take shelter immediatley if you are anywhere in the vicinity of the east valley. If you take a look at the weather map, right here, you will notice this unusual, columnar cloud structure, which, miraculously enough is the first observable evidence of a 'Quantum Nimbus' folks! Yes, you heard right, 'Quantum Nimbus'; capable of unleashing interminal cosmic destruction, peril, paralysis and the immediate extrication of human beings from the surface of the earth into an alternate quantum metaphysical realm, forever!"
by Charitable Disguise December 5, 2019
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Cannabis nimbus

The ambient smoke cloud that results from smoking marijuana.
When the cop pulled us over, I rolled down the window and a cannabis nimbus spilled out of the car.
by JimInCA October 20, 2006
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flying nimbus

prematurely taken from production, the mitsubishi nimbus is a versatile vehicle: its many functions include: taking a car full of lads down to southbound. running into BWMs. and flying. this requires co-operation from at least the driver and his co-pilot but best results are achieved with a full nimbus-load
did you see those dardy riggs doing the flying nimbus down stirling highway? break me off a piece of that...
by hugemac March 9, 2010
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Flying Nimbus

When about to penetrate a girl, jumping from a higher elevation of no less than 5 feet above va jay jay level. Caution should be taken when preforming this maneuver seeing as major dink injury may occur.
Dude i just did a flying nimbus to power slam. I almost missed.
by gone o' ria April 15, 2009
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