Nigella Lawson

British TV-Chef known for her large chest, ridiculous adjectives and ability to have multiple orgasms while cooking.

Is it just me or did nigella lawson just orgasm while squeezing that lemon?

by JSV24 August 2, 2008

Nigel Viles

Thinks he’s sartorially smart. Loves what little hair he has left. Probably drives a Porsche but not the one you would choose. Enjoys pegging and frotting.

Look at that fella, in the suit. What a proper Nigel Viles. Probably has a dildo hanging out of his arse.

by CandlesP April 20, 2018

nigelated

When you do something by yourself. The art of being a nigel.

Alex: Hey, where are you? *on the phone*
Me: I'm studying in the library bro.
Alex: Ahh, is anyone else with you?
Me: Nah. I'm totally nigelated man. :(
Alex: Haha you nigel!!

by MOD^2 November 22, 2007

The Nigel Thornberry

When a man pleasures a woman only using his nose. The man doing so usually has an abnormally large or pointy nose.

"Dude I gave my girlfriend the Nigel Thornberry last night, I've never heard her climax like that before."

by Red Everest November 20, 2013

NigelPrime

When you need something faster than Amazon can deliver, Nigel will run out and get it.

I used NigelPrime to get more beer
#NigelPrime for more Ice

by sea net playa August 29, 2018

Nigel Burke

The surgeon on surgeon simulator obviously

Hi Nigel Burke time to kill bob

by Nock norberg May 29, 2019

Hot Nigel

A sex act where a person claims they will pull out, yet instead leave their dick in for 3 more pumps after fornication.

3 pumps = 3 years before Brexit

OMG Ross, you can’t just Hot Nigel in me!

by bArnacleBoY333 March 16, 2020