new york flap jack

the act of shitting on someone's forehead and then slapping it with your ass cheeks. similar to the cleveland steamer and the boston pancake but alot messier and for sick bastards only. make it a new york buttered flap jack by adding a squirt of jizz.

-Fozz: "Dude, what the fuck!!!?? What is this fucking joop on my head???"
-Dirty Dan: "I just gave you a new york flap jack ya dick."

-Darwin: "I'll have the new york flap jack."
-Waiter: "You sick fuck...(gunshot)"
-Jimbo: "Oooh...leave the body here, someones gettin laid tonight!"

by Gizzy Fran April 7, 2008

New Jersey Jackhammer

You begin by performing 69 while standing; once you're finished & she swallows, you give the chick a WWF-style piledriver.

Note: it is very important to remove your equipment from her mouth before attempting a New Jersey Jackhammer so as to prevent a Guatamala Guillotine!

by 2tired2think September 8, 2009

New York Jackhammer

When a girl lies down faceing up on a couch with her head hanging off of the side giving a blowjob. As she plays with the tip you jam your cock in so hard she chokes on your dick and you are balls deep in her mouth.

Jim: yo did you break up with sarah yet.

Tom: yeah but i left her a little something before i did

Jim: what did you do.

Tom: I gave her a New York Jackhammer

by FTBL54 December 8, 2009

New Jersey Jackknife

When someone loses control of their car and bounces from wall to wall and back across to the other wall again.

Did you just see that Civic do the New Jersey Jackknife across the turnpike?

by LongIslandTom March 8, 2021

newjack

The word "newjack" is another term for "newbie" or "noob". It means one who is new to something and lacks experiance and style in it.

Look at that guy try and hardcore dance, he's such a newjack.

by Virtue January 7, 2005

Dunkadelic Newjack

Is a basketball slang term given to first year players in college or pro basketball that come from the Hip-Hop urban culture. The players come on the scene with style and charisma to go along with an explosive game.

LeBron, Carmelo, and D.Wade were Dunkadelic Newjacks that came into the NBA last season and delivered. The Atlanta Hawks have a rising star in Dunkadelic Newjack Josh Smith, the 2005 NBA Slam Dunk champion.

by Derrick E. Vaughan March 29, 2005

newjack

See New Jack

"They think that I'm a new jack/ but only if they knew that/
They who think wrong are they who can't do that"
-Rakim, Lyrics of Fury

by Jason G.L. Chu April 11, 2004