negrotiation

An attempt to compromise or "negrotiate" with any black person or persons.

Gerald did not want to go to see Mamma Mia!, so I conducted a negrotiation with him.

by panda_face October 6, 2008

French Negotiation

The act of unconditional surrender without confrontation and willfully providing whatever is desired to an aggressor.

Guy 1: So, you let that bully kick your dog, and sodomize your girlfriend, after which you gave him all the money in your wallet and wished him a pleasant weekend?

Guy 2: Yep

Guy 1: Wow, you've mastered the art of French Negotiation!

by Lelarep March 21, 2011

nogotiation

a negotiation where the person who wants something has no chance of getting anything from the person who might give them something (or in this case nothing)

pronounced no-go-tiation

1:I was talking to Andre and I wanted his Bob Marley CD and then he wouldn't give it to me after I offered him my entire CD collection.

2:What a nogotiation

by b to the rizzle April 30, 2007

Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages

Taking a giant sherry shit

Hey Creepy Chris I just finised Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages. It took 20 minutes.

by Cecil Buttram October 27, 2004

Negrotiation

a negotiation of some sort between two African Americans

Billy: "Are those two black guys having a drug deal over there?"
Joel: "I think they're having a negrotiation."

by Joel Zimmerman July 8, 2012

Boner Negotiation

When you have a throbbing, pulsating boner but she is still talking about her mom, so you breathe deeply through your nose and fight off the ape within.

My unwillingness to make a move on Alyssa led to me having to perform Boner Negotiation on myself.

by TheFirmHandshake May 15, 2020

Negotation

When a negotiation backfires on you due to poor strategy

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by tonyshalhoub February 12, 2021