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Navy seal

A navy seal is a seal (mostly Soviet seals) that train in the red army
1!2!3! Good job navy seal! You did so good on your jumps!
by Ultimate cow August 20, 2021
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Navy Seal

A sex act that involves seven men. One man lays on the ground. He performs oral sex on another man sitting in front of him while that man’s legs prop up the arms of the man laying down. Two men sit on either side and receive hand jobs from the man laying down. A fourth man sits in the rear and gets a foot job from the man laying down, although depending on the cadence this could turn more into just getting kicked in the balls. A fifth man performs anal sex on the man laying down in a sideways motion. Two additional men Eiffel Tower the man performing the anal sex. The cadence is truly set by the man handling the anal sex portion of the Eiffel tower.
Hey John, I’m feeling horny. Want to call Henry, Bob, Jim, Nick, and Brian to see if they want to Navy Seal?
by Lilpapi87 September 24, 2022
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navy seal!

something you would yell while sneaking up on someone and hitting them in the back of the head. Interchangeble with ninja kill!
man one: whats that...
*thunk*
me: NAVY SEAL!
by awesome five October 24, 2009
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Navy Seal copypasta

A famous copypasta all over the Internet. It can be used as a troll reply to all insults, intentional or not.
Navy Seal Copypasta

Justin: "Stop being such a fag."

Zac: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
by Zman12345 May 20, 2014
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Navy SEAL master chief

the most badass mother fucker on the earth. capable of killing an entire army of terrorist assholes just with his thoughts of how he would kill them.
: Did you hear about that Navy SEAL master chief?

: No, what happened?

: Al Qaeda died for him because he needed a holiday.
by evmiloqui May 14, 2011
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Navy Seal Team 6

The Bad Ass Mother Fuckers who got osama bin laden. Fuck Ya! Go America!
Fuck you osama! Navy Seal Team 6 fucked you up!
by We Got Him! May 25, 2011
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Navy Seal 6

" hey, you wanna play hide and seek?"
"sure, but I'm Navy Seal 6!"
"shit
by Osama basher June 2, 2011
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