NARP

Non Athletic Regular Person. Often thinks they are very cool but in reality is a total waste of space.

Clay Hanback thinks he is a beast at "hacking" vids, buts is actually a total NARP

by Matatan 123 December 24, 2010

Narp

Opposite of the word yarp.
Meaning no.

Person 1:You wanna go to the movies?
Person 2:Narp

by Daniel N June 16, 2008

Narps

1. narps. n. nAArps - the theoretical term of a personally cursed nonexistent object.

2. narps. also used as an interjection.

origin. modern eastern american word concieved of various interjectory phrases of anger and inanimate cursing.

"Andrew I am so angry I could rip your fucking narps off!"

"Narps! Narps! Narps!"

"Oh narp it all!"

by The Narped Among Narpless December 18, 2009

NARP

Noun
1. "Not A Real Person"; An insult to a persons perception of reality.

Blake:(after getting off water ride) "I smell like water"
Shaun:"Dude, you are such a NARP."

by Shaun M. October 9, 2006

Narps

Nipples that are hard for no apparent reason.

She was just sitting there when she noticed she had narps.

by SodaGirl May 27, 2005

NARP

Not A Real Person.

A term that gives a name to the few and the freaky, delivers a word for those who are left speechless, and grants humor to the unavoidable victims of narpiness. There are socially inappropriate people. There are unrealistic and delusional people. There are people with unecessary comments and unrestrained word purging.

And then there are narps.

Person: What on earth is that in your window.
NARP: The highpower binoculars on the tripod is your dad's birthday gift from me. They're specifically for this purpose as well as astronomy.
Person: NARP.

by ChepeChepe June 20, 2012

NARP

Acronym for "not a real person"... When someone is acting completely ridiculous. Their everyday actions are not socially acceptable they then come a NARP

This girl in my chem class is such a NARP, she dirty skypes her boyfriend all the time during lectures.

by Jan and Earl December 15, 2010